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Monday, December 15, 2008

Some Old Jokes

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly r eplied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife co uld see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what20happened?'
'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.'

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Let Go!

(ORIGINAL COMPOSITION)
Let go of guilt
it's okay to make the same mistake again.

Let go of obsessions;
They seldom turn out the way you planned.

let go Of hate;
It's a waste of love.

Let go blaming others;
You are responsible for your own destiny.

Let o of fantasies;
So reality can come true.

Let go of self-pity;
Someone else may need you.

Let go of wanting;
Cherish what you have.

Let go of fear;
It's a wast of faith.

Let go of despair;
Change comes from acceptance and forgiveness.

Let go of the past;
The future is here - right now!

Monday, December 1, 2008

5.11 Tactical

Are you a law enforcer? Are you tired of looking quality gears for your needs? Or either not satisfied to the store that you have bought? Well, your questions had been answered, I recommend you tacticalpantsusa.com, they sell gears and equipments that no doubt about quality suite you needs. Why they are one the best? It because Tactical Pants USA, inc was established to better serve the 5.11 Tactical customer. By carrying a huge inventory we are able to ship most orders within 24 hrs. Emails to us are usually answered in a few hours. We take pride in selling the #1 brand of tactical clothing in the world - 5.11 Tactical! Also, they sell other equipments such as headgear, bags pants, jackets, watches and many more with high quality. But, I know most of you are telling that may be there transaction has some illegal or maybe you will be fraud, don’t worry! There transactions between them and you are highly secured and very well organize. They value a customer that is why customers are more important than others. Thus, I know you will get high quality of tactical gears and other equipments that you need for combat.

I know your concerned is they are online, don’t worry because they have sufficient employees to entertained and server you well 24 hours a day 7 days a week. And they can guarantee that you items will arrive safe and sound on your doorstep in a definite time. So what are you waiting for? Grab the opportunity to acquire quality and dependable tactical gears and equipment in your hands!

Friday, November 28, 2008

15 things you should know

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned

your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Twilight Official Soundtrack


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Tracklist:

01 Muse - Supermassive Black Hole 3:31

02 Paramore - Decode 4:22

03 The Black Ghosts - Full Moon 3:50

04 Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest 3:20

05 Mutemath - Spotlight (Twilight Mix) 3:20

06 Perry Farrell - Go All The Way (Into The Twilight) 3:27

07 Collective Soul - Tremble For My Beloved 3:53

08 Paramore - I Caught Myself 3:55

09 Blue Foundation - Eyes On Fire 5:01

10 Rob Pattinson - Never Think 4:30

11 Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth 4:02

12 Carter Burwell - Bella’s Lullaby 2:19



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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Part of the Game



Carlsberg launches Web-TV channel about football and fan life.
Recently Carlsberg Brewery launched a football web-TV-channel partofthegame.tv.They launched 5 channels showing all aspects about football from the classic football matches to life as a fan.

Be sure not to miss the video clips about football funnies and rituals from the Football Magic channel or the bizarre story about fans in the stand and how fan culture sometimes go beyond reason. As an extra feature you can upload your own favourite football and fan moments.

Link:Part of the game


Twilight Fever!



Twilight fever is now online! I know many of you are now eager to watch this, I have watch it just this afternoon, well, I have many reaction to it even my friends, some of them have already read the book, and they are disappointed with the movie because there are some important parts that have been cut. I cannot blame them, but for me the movie was good I’ll rate it 8/10, because I already read some part of the book, and because of it the part that I was waiting for was not been seen in the movie. I was expecting more part on the climax and the fighting part of it, but I was disappointed it was just a clinch on that part of the book that has been made. But anyway, it is just my reaction towards it, anyone have different reaction to the movie.


Here are some of my positives, the role was really played by good actors and they played it well, congratulations to them, the movie was a success. I recommend this movie to all of you. The genre of this film was no horror, more on the romance part. So all of you there who are thinking and scared to watch it, your are absolutely wrong!


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Holiday Glass Frames From Zenni Optical



ZenniOptical.com Sells Stylish Prescription Glasses Online. You will find huge selection of incredible Holiday Glass Frames From Zenni Optical, with single vision lens, sunsensor (potochromic)lens, tinted sunglasses lens, bifocal lens and progressive lens, it is also available in Variable Dimension Frames From Zenni. The Secret to Zenni’s Low Prices is that they sell only their own manufactured frames direct to the customer, with no middlemen and virtually no advertising budget. Now Zenni is the popular online eyeglasses shop. Only Zenni Optical $ 8 Rx Eyeglasses is one of the best for eyeglasses.

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Some inspiring quotes

IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,... HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD,WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? - MOTHER THERESA .

IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN .......... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD
NOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER

IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM - MOTHER THERESA

I'M NOT IN COMPETITION WITH ANYBODY BUT MYSELF.......... MY GOAL IS TO BEAT MY LAST PERFORMANCE - BILL GATES

DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD.......IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE .

NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ANYONE.......BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU DOES NOT NEED IT.........AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT - AUTHOR UNKNOWN

THE DREAM IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE IN SLEEP......DREAM IS WHICH DOES NOT LET YOU SLEEP. - DR. ABDUL KALAM (Former President of the Republic of India)

NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE

IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE,.... DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,...TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - MOTHER THERESA

WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST,..... WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR

Friday, November 14, 2008

Plug-In Profit Site

Thinking for a business but easy and simple? Well, I recommend Plug-In Profit Site to suite your needs! Plug-In Profit Site is a proven home business opportunity that allows affiliate and network marketers to promote 6 different affiliate programs from one website. These include ClickBank, SFI, Traffic Swarm, Success University, Empowerism, and Host4Profit. The Plug-In Profit Site has a long and successful track record since 2002 and includes a comprehensive free "30 Days to Success" training program to help members make money online even if they have no previous experience. Also included is access to the leading Internet marketing training and support forum online that enables Plug-In Profit Site members to rub shoulders with experienced marketers and get help with their web business from real people with real online successes. And because they are online, you can get more to make money online anytime and wherever you in the world, it so easy to use, just plug it in to your website and presto! You’re making business! So, what are you waiting for? Grab the opportunity to fulfill your dream house, dream car and many more! visit http://www.HomeBusiness.us now and be heard!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Kaspersky Internet Security 2009 8.0.0.505



Kaspersky Internet Security 2009 8.0.0.505 Beta

Kaspersky Internet Security 2009 – the all-in-one security solution that offers a worry-free computing environment for you and your family. Kaspersky Internet Security 2009 has everything you need for a safe and secure Internet experience.


Kaspersky Internet Security 8.0 – is a new line of Kaspersky Labs products, which is designed for the multi-tiered protection of personal computers. This product is based on in-house protection components, which are based on variety of technologies for maximum levels of user protection regardless of technical competencies. This product utilizes several technologies, which were jointly developed by Kaspersky Labs and other companies; part of them is implemented via online-services.
Our products for home and home office are specifically designed to provide hassle-free and quality protection against viruses, worms and other malicious programs, as well as hacker attacks, spam and spyware.

During product preparation several competitor offerings were considered and analyzed - firewalls, security suites systems, which position themselves as proactive in defence and HIPS systems. Combination of in-hosue innovative developments and results from analysis gathered through the industry allowed to jump onto a new level of protection for personal users, whereby offering even more hardened and less annoying computer protection from all types of electronic threats – malicious programs of different types, hacker attacks, spam mailings, program-root kits, phishing emails, advertisement popup windows etc.

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Zenni Optical was on Fox news!



I was always wondering if I would wear glasses starting now. I’m a choosy person with the styles of the frame i will wear because I don’t want to look old and matured than my age because some frames make you look old. If you’re like me who prefers stylish glasses, then the Incredible Stylish New Frames From Zenni is the right one for you. You can choose from a variety of styles, colors and Variable Dimension Frames From Zenni. This is proven and infact Zenni Optical was on FOX news!At Zenni they offer Great Eyeglasses For Less. Would you believe that you could get a nice pair starting from $8.00 only? Zenni Optical $ 8 Rx Eyeglasses is only the right glasses for you! Visit now.

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Seeing Cheap!

What if you could get quality eyeglasses on the cheap? Who would you buy them for?
Now in the 20th century,Eyeglasses are part medical product and part fashion accessory for the almost all adults in the world who wear them. But no matter why you're buying a pair of specs, you're probably overpaying. From time to time people usually change their eyeglasses so that they can fit in the modern style of the society, but nice looking and modern eyeglasses are too expensive to buy. Now is the time to be practical, get quality eyeglasses at a modern stylish and cheap cost. But I know you are thinking that there is no such thing as cheap and quality eyeglasses in today’s world. Now you’re lucky! At Zenni Optical they Sells Stylish Prescription Glasses Online. You will find huge selection of Incredible Stylish New Frames From Zenni, with single vision lens, sun sensor lens, tinted sunglasses lens, bifocal lens and progressive lens, it is also available in Variable Dimension Frames. The Secret to Zenni’s Low Prices is that they sell only their own manufactured frames direct to the customer, with no middlemen and virtually no advertising budget. Only Zenni Optical $8 Rx eyeglasses is one of the best for eyeglasses. So what are you waiting for? Don’t be out of modern style, grab the chance to be one of the people who tried and be satisfied!
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Nero 9



Simply Create, Rip, Burn, Copy, Share, Backup, Play, and Enjoy! Nero 9, the easy-to-use yet powerful multimedia suite, gives you the freedom to create, rip, copy, burn, edit, share, and upload online. Whatever you want – music, video, photo, and data – share and enjoy with family and friends anytime, anywhere. Nero 9 is the next generation of the world’s most trusted integrated digital media and home entertainment software suite. It features new cutting-edge functionality that makes enjoying digital media content simple.
This easy-to-use yet powerful multimedia suite, gives you the freedom to create, rip, copy, burn, edit, share, and upload online. Whatever you want – music, video, photo, and data – enjoy and share with family and friends anytime, anywhere. With easy-to-use Nero StartSmart command center, your digital life has never been more flexible, feasible, and fun.

Mac OS X Leopard v10.5.1 OSx86 (Intel CPUs)



“Leopard” is the sixth major release of the Mac OS X operating system for Apple’s Mac line of personal computers, and is the successor to Mac OS X v10.4 “Tiger”. Leopard was released on October 26, 2007, and is available in two variants: a desktop version suitable for personal computers, and a server version, Mac OS X Server. Apple offers a reduced-cost upgrade to people that purchased new Apple computers after October 1, 2007 that do not already have Mac OS X v10.5 pre-installed or a Leopard upgrade DVD included.

Leopard contains over 300 changes and enhancements, covering core operating system components as well as included applications and developer tools. Leopard introduces a significantly revised desktop, with a redesigned Dock, Stacks, a semitransparent menu bar, and an updated Finder that incorporates the Cover Flow visual navigation interface first seen in iTunes. Other notable features include support for writing 64-bit graphical user interface applications, an automated backup utility called Time Machine, support for Spotlight searches across multiple machines, and the inclusion of Front Row and Photo Booth, which were previously only included with some Mac models.

Introduces over 300 new and enhanced features to OS X, including a new desktop and updated finder enabling easy browsing and sharing between multiple Macs
Take advantage of the latest developments in processor hardware with full native 64-bit support, multi-core optimization, and new Core animation
Preview files without opening an application using Quick Look
Easily and automatically back up and restore lost files or a complete Mac with Time Machine
Create groups of applications and instantly switch between them with Spaces
NEW! First major update for Leopard already integrated in this release!
NEW! Thanks to KALYWAY a pendrive is NO LONGER NEEDED to install OSx86

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Adobe Atmoshphere 1 Portable



Adobe Atmosphere is the next generation software for the Web that lets users create graphically rich, true-to-life, dynamic 3D worlds and interact with others in real-time in those environments.

Professional 3D content creators,Web designers, and Web developers can work with the easy-to-use creation and productivity tools in Atmosphere to quickly create dynamic, high-impact 3D environments. Posting and linking worlds works just like posting and linking any HTML page, so Web designers can leverage their knowledge of standard Web protocols. Visitors on the Web can explore and interact in 3D worlds created in Atmosphere —as well as communicate in real-time with other visitors through on-line personifications, or avatars, simply by pointing their web browser to a page containing an Atmosphere world.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Loving someone..

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.....

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE...

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
But before i leave...Here, i SAVE the Last Dance for You

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Vidigreet

Looking for an online greeting card to send to your love ones or special people in your life? Or even at your friends and best friend? If that’s the case I recommend VIDiGREET. VIDiGREET.com is the first online greeting card that's a living, breathing, laugh-till-ya-puke movie. They're funny, outrageous, stupid, irreverent, gross little comedies that say “Happy Birthday”, "Lets Hook Up", "You Blow", "I'm Sorry", "Call Me" in a way that's more yuk than yucky, more happening than hapless. Browse around, sign up for a day or a year and start sending VIDiGREETs to everybody you know, don't know, want to know. They have wide selection of cards like, Funny ecards, Adult e Cards, Naughty eCards and many more. The best thing about VIDiGREET is they wanted to give people a better way to stay connected, to send online greetings that were more relevant to who they were. We wanted to give you, the under-served "crass mass," something funny, irreverent, gross and ironic. Look, there is so much about this world that is fun about, why shouldn't you be able to send a VIDiGREET and make someone smile, or laugh till they cry. So what are you waiting for visit VIDiGREET.com and send your greeting card to everyone. Because every day deserves a greeting!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Symantec Antivirus Corporate Edition 10



Symantec Antivirus Corporate Edition 10.2.1-ZWTiSO
Info : http://www.symantec.com/index.jsp


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Gadget Advisor

Gadget Advisor is now up and running! It is growing and becoming established rapidly. The goal of the site is not to list every bit of news from each day. Instead, the site focuses on the product releases and news items that are the most significant, useful, or particularly cool. The items are hand-picked as a "best of the best" resource such as universal remote control and network media player. One of the most I like here is their online backup services; you can backup your file and secured it well. Therefore, try to visit it and get so information that you don’t have every day.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Reverse Phone Search

Are you harassed by people on your telephone or mobile phone? Or being trip by person that has no work but to fool others? Now here’s your chance! You report to the authorities the person on the line. The Reverse phone number lookup can be helpful when you're wondering whose call you missed or when you've been harassed by some addict of other person whom you don’t know. In both cases a reverse phone search can be used to reveal the caller's identity even its an unlisted phone number or a cell phone number.
All the reverse lookup information comes from databases and directories. It do not use methods such as GPS tracking to trace a cell phone's current location.
Note that to find out owner's name and address for a cell phone or unlisted phone number, you may have to purchase the information. Sometimes we cannot offer this information for free because cell phones and unlisted numbers aren't public record. So what are you waiting for? Try it and believe it!.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Warhammer Battle March (for XBOX)


Warhammer Battle March USA XBOX360-APATHY
Thrusting players into Games Workshop’s renowned fantasy world, players will be able to control six unique armies – the Empire, Chaos, Skaven, High Elves as well as the all-new Dark Elf and Orcs & Goblins forces – as they battle for supremacy in a world torn apart by constant warfare. The individual units of each army can be customized in great detail, allowing players to put their own mark on their fighting force and strike fear into their opponents with terrifying combinations of weaponry and armor. Players can also control Heroes and Champions for each army, high-powered units that gain new abilities as they tear through the opposition. On Xbox LIVE, up to four players can engage in massive multi-army clashes in head-to-head and team-based modes of play.

Size: 6.75GB
Region: NTSC-U (Region-locked)
Language: English

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Ferari Challenger Trofeo (for Wii)


Ferari Challenger Trofeo Pirelli USA WII-ZRY
Ferrari Challenge Trofeo Pirelli is a re-creation of Ferrari’s own racing series, which sees both professional and amateur drivers taking to the world’s most famous race tracks in 430 Challenge race cars. Developed by racing game specialists Eutechnyx, Ferrari Challenge Trofeo Pirelli draws upon the developer’s years of experience with racing titles and includes a uniquely magical touch from GP2 driver Bruno Senna, nephew of F1 legend Ayrton and technical consultant on the game’s handling. 50 expertly-modelled Ferraris are available, along with the full complement of Ferrari Challenge series tracks, balanced handling, lifelike opponent AI and a comprehensive custom vinyl editor. Size: 4.3gb
Region: NTSC/USA
Language: ENG
Genre: Racing

Unreal Tournament: Game of the Year Edition Full (PC games)


INFO : Unreal Tournament is a first-person shooter video game co-developed by Epic Games and Digital Extremes.

It was published in 1999 by GT Interactive. Retrospectively, the game has also been referred to as UT99 or UT Classic to differentiate it from its numbered sequels. The game is based on the same technology that powered Unreal, but the design of UT shifted the series' focus to competitive multiplayer action, a trend at the time: id Software's Quake III Arena was released only ten days later.

Requirements
Minimum system requirement:

• 233 MHz Pentium MMX or AMD K6 class computer.
• 32 megabytes of RAM.
• 4 megabyte video card.

Typical system:

• 300 MHz Pentium II or AMD K6-3.
• 64 megabytes of RAM.
• 3dfx Voodoo 2 / Riva TNT class 3d accelerator.


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Nero Burning ROM Version 9 (Multilingual)


Nero Burning ROM, commonly called just Nero, is a popular optical disc authoring program for Microsoft Windows and Linux by Nero AG, formerly Ahead Software. Now the program is usually a part of various software suites—such as Nero 7 Premium Reloaded—most of which also bears the designation Nero.
A limited-functionality version of Nero Burning ROM is distributed as Nero Express, mainly aimed at the casual market. It has simplified, stream-lined menus presumably for a less computer-savvy audience.


Nero 9 Highlights:

- Fast and easy rip, burn, Autobackup, and copy functions
- Backup files to CDs, DVDs, and Blu-ray Discs*
- Create professional-looking DVD movies with integrated 3D menus
- Copy, burn, share, upload, and create music mixes like a DJ
- Convert music, photos, and DVDs to play on your iPod® and other mobile devices
- Quick photo and video upload to My Nero, YouTube™, and MySpace
- Watch, record, pause, and customize your live TV experience
- Play AVCHD and other HD formats


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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Lesson from a DONKEY..

THE DONKEY

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from God.

Adobe Photoshop CS4 (2008 Edition)



Adobe Photoshop CS4 is a leaked version from Adobe, which is currently in Beta stage. This package includes all features plus a working keygenerator.

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Xilisoft Video Converter Ultimate 5.1

Xilisoft Video Converter is powerful, versatile video conversion software which convert video file between all popular video formats such as convert AVI to MPEG, WMV to AVI, WMV to MPEG, H.264 video, etc. No other program like Xilisoft Video Converter supports so comprehensive video formats including DVD, VCD, SVCD, AVI, MPEG, MP4, WMV, 3GP, H.264/MPEG-4 AVC, H.264/PSP AVC Video, MOV, RM, ASF, FLV, SWF, etc. In addition, The Video Converter provides an easy way to convert video file to popular audio file, like MP2, MP3, AC3, RA, M4A, OGG, AAC etc. The Video Converter also supports APE, CUE decoding and audio CD ripping.

McAfee VirusScan Enterprise v8.7i

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Amadis DVD Ripper v3.7.1


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Alcohol 120% Corporate Edition


Alcohol 120%, is a powerful Windows CD and DVD burning software that makes it easy to create backups of DVDs* and CDs. In addition, the program lets you store your most used CDs as images on your computer, so you can call them up at the click of a button. Now includes Pre-Mastering function and support for Blu-ray format.

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Monday, September 29, 2008

Aussie Car Drivers Rated

A Private Fleet just completed a survey from drivers in Australia, the topic of the survey was Holden drivers vs Ford Drivers. It was participated by 2,500 different drivers and the question mainly was on age old driving questions. It is not just Holden drivers vs Ford Drivers, the survey also covered topics such as women drivers, city or country, P-Platers and Volvo drivers. So if you want to know more about this survey just read the press release.

-----Press Release----
Private Fleet has just completed the most comprehensive survey of its kind ever done in Australia giving a fascinating and sometimes shocking insight into the habits of drivers across the country.

2,500 Australian drivers were surveyed and their responses shed some light on many age old driving questions.

Detailed and comprehensive statistics on controversial topics such as women drivers, Holden vs Ford, city or country, P-Platers and Volvo drivers are all available via our interactive survey.

Being an interactive survey, YOU can choose the information YOU want to see. Always suspected elderly Honda drivers were the slowest on the road? Is it true that South Australian Toyota drivers are more aggressive than NSW country drivers? With something like 10,000 possible combinations to explore, you’ll find the answers to your most detailed suspicions.

The results are often surprising and always revealing – a few extracts follow:


While young (17-25) Toyota drivers are 40% more likely than the average driver to talk on the phone whilst driving, they are about 30% less likely to drink and drive

The best overall statistically reliable segment of drivers are female drives in QLD aged between 41 and 60. The worst drivers are (perhaps unsurprisingly) male P-Platers from NSW

Male drivers are worse drivers in all categories except “Text Messaging Whilst Driving” category which female drivers came out tops.


Summary by Car Type

Overall Holden hold the unenviable title of housing Australia’s worst drivers where as Mazda come out on top as the having the best behaved drivers.

When it comes to talking on the phone (without using a hands-free), VW drivers are the worst offenders with 74% admitting to having committed such an offence whilst only 60% Mazda drivers admit to the same

A surprise when it comes to ‘leadfoots’, with VW taking out the title as 54% admit to exceeding the speed limit by more than 30kmh. The unhurried Hyundai driver reveals just 32% breaking the limit by more than 30km/hr

BMW drivers may be the best behaved when it comes to text messages but they take out the dubious honour of the worst drink drivers with 42% admitting to having driven after drinking 3 or more standard alcoholic drinks. Honda drivers keep it straight with less than 33% admitting the same.


Summary by State

Overall, South Australia is home to the country’s worst drivers whilst Australian Capital Territory drivers are (comparatively) squeaky clean!

With mobile phones, 21% of SA drivers admit to (often or sometimes) talking on the phone whilst driving whilst just 10% of ACT drivers confess to the same. Similarly South Australian send text messages whilst driving at ten times the rate of their ACT counterparts (10% vs 1%).

Speed freaks head for Tasmania where nearly 50% of drivers say that they have exceeded the speed limit by more than 30 km/hr whilst Victorians take their time as only 39% putting their pedal to the metal.

Crazy English...

Hey read this, its really very interesting........

Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?


1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


Well, get back to WORK now!!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Debt Consolidation Advices

Debt consolidation is the process of consolidating all of ones credit card payments, medical bills, and payday loans or personal loans into one low monthly payment. Because this is a negotiation process with the creditors, usually no new loans are needed.
Are you ready to say, "enough is enough" and take back control of your financial situation? This can cause much damage to a person’s financial health by driving up interest rates in the future and causing a rapid decline in your credit score. Being in debt can be very scary and leave many confused and unsure what steps to take next. If so, Debtconsolidationadvice.com is here to help you and advice so that you can reclaim financial freedom by offering the internet’s most trusted debt consolidation company.

Are you overcome by debt? Has being in debt got you down in the dumps? Do bill collectors leave more messages on your machine than your friends & family? Many people find themselves in tricky debt situation when they have taken on too much responsibility and do not have the means to pay every bill. Consolidate debt now so that your mind is clear of problems and can rest. Debtconsolidationadvice.com specialize in helping people all over the country work with creditors to resolve outstanding debts, and they take great pride in being the final step most individuals take toward becoming debt free. Their unique debt help program takes all of your current debts and rolls them into one easy-to-manage, affordable monthly payment; this ensures that you are consistently paying down your debts without breaking the bank each month. It is time to start taking some advice from the pros that know a thing or two about getting out of debt. Links: debt consolidation

EZUnsecured.com Business Loans


Are you looking for a company that you can trust in making a loan? Are you looking for a Small Business Loan? Well, you have found the right place to help you with your money problems. Nowadays, it is not easy to loan money from friends or anyone we know because of the situation of economy. At EZUnsecured, they help you succeed in what you want to fulfill. They offer small business loans for businesses at a rate that you surely can afford. In the past years, they have helped clients receive millions in approval.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Sweet And Sour Fish


All food cravers out there! try this food recipe, it sourly but sweet.. Good for to serve in any occasions and for sure your guest will admire your cook!

Ingredients:

  • 1 pound halibut
  • 1 tablespoon soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups oil for deep frying
  • 1 green bell pepper, diced
  • 1 onion, diced
  • 1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks, juice reserved
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons white sugar
  • salt to taste
  • 3 tablespoons ketchup
  • 1 tablespoon water
  • 1 teaspoon sesame oil
  • 2 teaspoons all-purpose flour

Procedure:
  1. Cut halibut into bite-size pieces. Place in a mixing bowl and combine with soy sauce and 1 tablespoon of flour. Let stand for 30 minutes. Meanwhile, heat oil in deep-fryer or heavy saucepan to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
  2. Deep fry halibut pieces until golden brown. Drain on paper towels; set aside.
  3. For the Sauce, saute green pepper, onion and pineapple in a medium skillet for 1 minute. Stir in reserved pineapple juice, sugar, ketchup, water, remaining 2 teaspoons of flour, sesame oil, and salt to taste. Cook until thickened, stirring occasionally.
  4. Serve, by dipping fried halibut pieces into sauce, or pour the sauce over the fish

The Wedding Night

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...

I gave him my airplane glue.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Pawikan(sea Turtle)

We visit a sanctuary of pawikan in Davao city few months ago; we found out that these species is much endangered here in the country. A mother pawikan lays a egg at the coast of the sea, then the care takers took the eggs and put it in the hatchery so that the eggs is well secured. When the egg hatch, the hatchery is be being opened so that the pawikans can go to their natural habitat. An average of 2% can survive in the ocean, let say 20 eggs hatch, only 2 of them survive and come back to their birth place.


Why is it endangered? First and foremost, many fishermen captured pawikans for food. Yes! You heard it right; there are many exotic restaurants here in the country they sell pawikan food about 2,000-3,000 per orders. Secondly, there body or the shell of pawikan is hard; they use it to make guitars and other instruments. Lastly, the survival rate is very low. Well, I myself saw it in person real! So please help our fellow men to protect the pawikans.



Saturday, September 13, 2008

How to Improve your Page Rank.

PageRank is one of more than 100 factors Google uses in the ranking of you website and your resulting position on their search engine. You get PageRank (PR) by having backward links from other website pages that have a higher PR rating than your site page the link is to. The PR of your site is updated about once of month when Google updates their database of web pages.

For example if you have a backward link from a site that has a PR of 5, some of that PR be will transfered from their website to your website page they linked to. These links are called backlinks.Sites with high PageRank will get crawled by the search engine bots more often, and the crawls will be deeper.

While Google takes into consideration the PageRank of your site, high PR doesn't always equate to a higher Search Engine Results Position (SERP). You can have high PR and have a low SERP on a certian keyword phrase, while some other site can have low PR but have a high SERP on the same keyword phrase.

In your pursue for a high PR keep in mind that numerous relevant keyword anchor texted backlinks will get you a higher SERP than just raw high PR and that with numerous relevant keyword anchor texted backlinks will come PR.

You aim shouldn't be just for high PR, but for proper backlinks that will bring with them a higher PR.

Page Rank Algorithm:

The following will give you an idea of how many inbound links and what PR those inbound links need to be, for you to obtain the desired PageRank for your pages. The following pagerank algorithm equation is the relationship between two pages A and B, with the below example page A receiving an inbound link from page B.
PR-A = (0.15) + (0.85 x PR-B / TOL-B)

PR-A is the PageRank of Page A, PR-B is the PageRank of Page B, and TOL-B is the Total Outbound Links of Page B.

For example if you get a inbound link from a page that has a PR of 6 and on that page there is a total of 6 outbound links (counting the one to your page), a PR of 1 will be added to your page: 0.15 + (0.85 x 6/6) = 1. If that one inbound link adds a PR of 1 to your page, and you wanted a PR of 5 it would take 5 similar inbound links.

By similar I mean pages that have a PR/TOL ratio of 1. That could be a PR of 5 with 5 outbound links, or a PR of 7 with 7 out bound links and so on. A PR/TOL ratio of 1 will add to your page a PR of 1. Using the PR/TOL ratio simplifies the RageRank algorithm equation and makes it easier for you to evaulate what PR a inbound link will add to your page.

When you are looking for inbound links just divide the PR of the page by its outbound links and this will give you a general idea of the PR a inbound link from that page would give you.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Get on Google First Page in just Minutes!*FORBIDDEN TACTICS*

This is a video on how to get on the first page of google..see for your self.

Solve the Puzzle Guys!

Once upon a time, and old lady went to sell her vast quantity of eggs at the local market.

When asked how many she had, she replied:

Son, I can't count past 100 but I know that.

If you divide the number of eggs by 2 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 3 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 4 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 5 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 6 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 7 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 8 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 9 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 10 there will be one egg left.

Finally. If you divide the Number of eggs by 11 there will be NO EGGS left!

How many eggs did the old lady have?

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Cakes Anyone???












 
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