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Saturday, June 28, 2008









Friday, June 27, 2008

Ink Cartridges

Genuine and Never Been Open!

Custom Cakes For Custom People!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Girls Diary VS Boys Diary..

Girl's Diary VS boy's Diary

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, soIely thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn't flowing so
I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said,
"Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it hadnothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally Idecided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is gonna be a disaster._______________________________


Today India lost the cricket match against bangladesh.

Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Ginataang Alimango!

Yummy!Yummy!Yummy!'s a seafood recipe that surely bomb you taste buds out! Come on! Try some of this. You can prepare it in just 15-20 mins.

3-4 lbs. alimango (crabs)
2 can coconut milk
whole med. sized ginger, julienned
5 pcs. jalapeno pepper, sliced diagonally
1 tbsp. minced garlic
1 bunch scallions, sliced into 1 in. long strips
1 cube Knorr Shrimp or chicken boullion
15 pcs String beans
1/2 Squash


Cut crabs in half and steam in one big wolk
When crabs are cooked, see if there is water at the bottom of the pan (throw away the water)
Add ginger and garlic
Add coconut milk. cover pan and wait for milk to thicken
Add boullion cube, salt and pepper to taste
Add the squash and string beans
Add jalapeno and scallions before turning the heat off, stirring a little so melted boullion and spicy taste of jalapeno spreads out
Serve hot with plain rice.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Lechon Paksiw!

Hi guys! Sorry medyo natagalan ako hindi nakapost ng food recipe dito. But anyway, here's another recipe for you and for your family. "DONT THROW YOUR LECHON LEFTOVER" you can use it to make it more delicious in your party! or even at every dinner. Check this out!


50 grams lechon leftover cubed

1/4 cup vinegar

1/4 cup vinegar

1/2 cup brown sugar

2 tbsp chopped garlic

1 medium sized red onions chopped

4 pcs bayleaves

1 tsp black cracked pepper

1/2 tsp salt

1 tbsp Knorr seasoning

1 small can liver spread

1 tall bottle Mang Tomas lechon sauce


1. Marinate lechon cubes in 1/4 cup vinegar, Knorr seasoning and 1 tbsp garlic for 30 minutes.

2. In a heavy casserole, heat oile and saute garlic till brown and add the red onions and liver spread.

3. Pour the lechon together with themarinade into the frying pan.

4. Add the remaining 1/4 cup vinegar, bay leaves, salt and pepper and simmer for 10 minutes, then add the brown sugar.

5. Incorporate the Mang Tomas Lechon Sauce and simmer in low fire for 30 minutes or until fork tender.

6. Garnish with parsley and serve with tagalog ensalada.

7. Serve with hot plain rice.


A. If you want more skin and chewy ligaments in your paksiw, add 1/2 kilo pig ears. Boil to tender.

B. Drain the pig's ear and deep fry as you would in crispy pata. Cool the ears and then slice into cubes. Combine this with the the leftover lechon.

C. You can also use this recipe for leftover lechon kawali.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Stress Test..

Stare for a few seconds at each of the following patterns.

Are the patterns moving?
Or are they perfectly still??

The patterns are used to test the level of stress a person can handle.
The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Just For Laughs!

Two men
met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
Forget mine.
Lets find yours!!


Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".


What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress


Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever!!!"


Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

is when both are pregnant.


Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.


Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are
customer complaints.


Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!


Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...


Joke Joke Joke!!

Enough of Sardar jokes................. Mallu jokes are here
(no offence meant pls...)!!!!!!!!!!

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?


2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes toAmerica ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?

Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN

Monday, June 2, 2008

Chicken Curry!!

Hey Guyz!!Starving for foods again? Here’s another recipe from me that will blow your taste buds out of your mouth!

1 chicken (1 kilo)

2 large onions,

quartered 3 bell peppers, red & green, strips

2-3 stalks celery

(1 1/2' long) 3 potatoes (big cubes, fried)

2 tbsp. curry powder
1/2 tsp. ground pepper

1 tsp. vetsin

1 tbsp. patis 1

tsp. salt

4 cloves garlic, crushed

1 cup thick coconut milk or evaporated milk

1/2 cup water

Cut chicken into small serving pieces.
Saute garlic until light brown; and finely chopped onions.
Stir till onion is wilted. Add chicken.
Pour in patis, stir for 3 minutes.
Season with curry powder, pepper, vetsin, amd water.
Cover and simmer until chicken is half done.
Add the rest of the ingredients except the coconut milk (or evaporated milk).
Add milk when chicken is done. Keep stirring until liquid boils. Cook for another 5 minutes.
For a more spicy chicken curry add 2-3 minced hot pepper (siling labuyo).
Serve with hot plain rice.

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