I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also........ ....while writing personal mails also........ .I jus use the way as if I am writing to onsite or some senior person...... ..
Jus forget that we are jus mailing our friends..... .........
And keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.......... .....I jus forget that we have to turn on and off the tap......... ..
Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation saying ..." Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
Kinda a same experience for me too..
I gave my office mail id and pwd to access Gmail and wondered when did they become invalid???
I have a experience to share tooo .. I was earlier working at the back office of an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit cards and statements for the customers and track its delivery later.
Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually asked me " howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ... and i replied to her " She is better now , she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow !"
This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whr I want 250mg r 500mg.....suddenly I replied as 256mg...lol. ...thank god he didn't noticed that....
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the silver screen!
Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place wasn't fixed yet. I said we shall decide it "run time"
When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at the entrance my ID card and walked in... he had to call me back asking the ticket...
One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do
Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked him whether he had a plain 'version' of lemonade.
Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the petrol came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!
The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a "Standalone" house.. when he was actually intending a independent house... Poor broker shud have tuff time trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area... " don't know what interpretations the guy must have made.
Friday, October 9, 2009
DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY
Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued.. and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous.
The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from
the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".
NOW FOR THE BEST PART..
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON (Arson is the crime of deliberately and maliciously setting fire to structures or wildland areas.) With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
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Just recently the super typhoon Ondoy left a massive destruction on Philippine territory, many people suffered from hunger and lost of home. After a few day that Ondoy left the Philippine territory another typhoon came again, the typhoon was Pepeng, people in Luzon has not yet recovered from Ondoys destruction and now Pepeng came! Trully and indeed, natures payback is a doubled than what we are doing on mother earth. So people out there, pls help the people in Luzon that suffers from hunger and no home to shelter with.
MANILA, OCTOBER 5, 2009 (MALAYA) BY REGINA BENGCO (Now comes ‘Melor’ in wake of ‘Pepeng’ Pre-emptive actions reduce casualties)
MALACAÑANG yesterday ordered local government units to prepare for the entry of typhoon "Melor" and the return of "Pepeng."
Melor is expected to enter this afternoon or early evening, according to the weather bureau.
Pepeng, which hit the North over the weekend, is being prevented by a high-pressure area from moving toward the South China Sea and leaving the country, said the weather bureau.
Weather forecasters said Melor, which would be given the local name "Quedan" when it enters Philippine territory, may cause exiting Pepeng to do a loop and go back to the Ilocos region, particularly Batanes.
Melor has wreaked havoc in the Northern Marianas and Saipan.
Forecasters said Pepeng and Melor are interacting with each other due to their close proximity, a phenomenon known as Fujiwhara effect or Fujiwhara interaction, which was named after Japanese meteorologist Sakuhei Fujiwhara.
When two cyclones approach each other, their centers orbit and spiral. The larger one will tend to dominate the smaller, although there are times when they merge.
As of 4 p.m. yesterday, Pepeng was 150 km north northwest of Laoag City with maximum sustained winds of 120 kph and gustiness of up to 150 kph. It is forecast to remain almost stationary because it was already interacting with Melor. It weakened from 175 kph to 120 kph Sunday morning.
Pepeng, which was earlier feared to become a super typhoon, claimed at least 14 lives as it hit the North, particularly the Cagayan Valley Region, Saturday.
The fatality toll is way below that of storm "Ondoy" which left 288 people dead as it lashed Metro Manila and nearby regions two Saturdays ago.
Authorities attributed the low casualty figure to pre-emptive actions implemented by the government before Pepeng entered the country over the weekend.
The Office of Civil Defense said there was no casualty in the worst-hit Cagayan Valley region where some 7,000 residents were evacuated before Pepeng made landfall Saturday afternoon.
"We are zero casualty this time," said OCD regional director Chito Castro.
He said strong winds downed a number of electric posts and uprooted trees.
Heavy downpour resulted in the swelling of the Cagayan river, affecting heavily those in the extreme north areas.
He said power outages were reported in many parts of the region. He said landlines were down and that cellular phone coverage were erratic.
All in all, Castro said, about 10,000 families were affected by the calamity throughout the region.
In the Bicol region, some 28,100 families or 132,649 were preemptively evacuated before Pepeng’s landfall.
Heavy downpour caused flooding in some areas, but this subsided later on Saturday, prompting the evacuees to start returning to their houses.
Raffy Alejandro, OCD director in Bicol, said two were reported dead in the region – two-year-old Edwin Domagsang who drowned in Baao town, Camarines Sur, and Roger Moreno who fell while fixing the roof of his house in Naga City.
In the Cordillera Administrative Region, the regional OCD reported 12 deaths in two landslide incidents in Benguet. Two others were injured and one was reported missing in the region, said regional director Olive Luces.
Five of the 12 fatalities perished in a landslide in Beckel village in La Trinidad town. They were Catalina Tabora, Laruan Tobora, Zenia Galbey, Rustom Galbey, and Dapney Gabley.
The seven others died in another landslide in Sitio Manganese, Ampucao village in Itogon town, also in Benguet. Five of them were eight-year-old Junie Cadasa Jr; Jeric Cadasa, 10; Alex Rufino, 21; Ernesto Gabayne, and Lanoy Cadasa while the two others are still unidentified.
Luces said hundreds of families were evacuated due to flooding and landslides.
She said power interruptions were reported in the entire provinces of Kalinga, Abra and Ifugao while part of Mt. Province also had no electricity.
As of 2 p.m. NDCC spokesman Lt. Col. Ernesto Torres said the NDCC head office in Camp Aguinaldo had two confirmed deaths, those from the Bicol region.
Told that the OCD-CAR has confirmed 12 deaths in the region, Torres said: "We have no official report regarding that. The reports that we release to you are the official reports that reach the NDCC but we are monitoring other reports coming from the RDCCs (regional disaster coordinating councils)
The OCD is the operating arm of the NDCC."
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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Sunday, October 4, 2009
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Network adapter for LAN multiplayer gameplay
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Saturday, October 3, 2009
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Recently, There is a typhoon named Ondoy hit the Philippine responsibility, the people on National Capital region was shock on this incident! The streets was covered with water, poor or rich get out from there home and went to evacuation areas, many families was stranded in there own home, no water, no food and no electricy, they only relie on other people specially the rescuer to help them, but rescuer are not sufficient to cover all the town and barangays. Ondoy done a massive distruction on the Philippines,many people died and many families lost their home. According to a news tabloid
" MANILA, Philippines — (UPDATE) At least 50 people were reported dead as tropical storm “Ondoy” (international code name: Ketsana) lashed the Philippines, bringing massive flooding, television and radio reports said early Sunday.
At least 40 were killed in Rizal province, east of Manila, as entire towns were inundated, Rizal Governor Casimiro Ynares was quoted as saying by GMA television.
Radio stations had earlier reported 10 dead in Manila and its surrounding areas. This included a father and child killed by a collapsing wall weakened by the flood as well as others swept away by rising waters.
Ynares said there were many more missing in flooded towns in his province but he did not give details.
The government declared Manila and 25 other provinces to be in a "state of calamity," Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro said, as heavy rains brought by the storm caused the worst flooding in the capital in some 20 years.
Amid a rash of cellphone calls for help by people stranded on the roofs of their houses, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo appealed to the public to stay calm and follow the instructions of local officials and civil defense workers.
Over 1,800 people were forced to flee their homes and take refuge in evacuation centers due to rising waters, the Office of Civil Defense said.
Flooding was reported in many districts with waters in some areas reaching as high as the rooftops of one-storey buildings, it added.
Power was cut in many areas of Manila, partly due to flooding but also as a protective measure to prevent fallen lines electrocuting people trying to escape the waters.
Defense Secretary Teodoro, who is also in charge of civil defense operations, said all the efforts of the police and the military were being concentrated on rescuing people trapped on rooftops.
But he said the flooding in the streets and the large numbers of stalled vehicles were giving rescue units "a hard time" in reaching those affected.
In a radio broadcast, he advised that "if you are on the roof, don't try to leave. Just remain there on the roof and we will do everything to rescue you."
He remarked that even he had to swim through chest-deep waters to reach his office.
The storm, bearing winds of 85 kilometers (53 miles) per hour with gusts of 100 kph, hit the main island of Luzon near the town of Infanta at about 0200 GMT Saturday, moving west at 19 kph, the weather station said.
Government weather forecaster Gener Quitlong said the equivalent of one month's worth of rain fell on Manila in less than a day.
"We knew there would be rain but not like this," Quitlong told reporters.
One of the three airport terminals in Manila was forced to cancel and divert flights after the flooding hampered its electrical system.
Local officials interviewed on radio said they were moving to evacuate more of their residents.
At least four hospitals in the capital had to move their patients to higher floors after water began seeping into lower levels.
The highways leading to metropolitan Manila were rendered impassable due to the huge number of vehicles stalled in the floodwaters.
Local officials made radio appeals asking rescue agencies to send rubber boats to rescue stranded people, some of whom had been on their rooftops all day and were panicking because of rising waters.
In a suburb of Manila, residents in a flooded area were seen rescuing children from rooftops by placing them in inflated inner tubes before dragging them to higher ground.
The second level of a three-step storm alert was raised over the eastern provinces of Luzon while the first level alert was hoisted over metropolitan Manila and surrounding areas, the government said.
The storm is expected to move west, across the main island of Luzon, before leaving the country early Sunday. The government weather station said it is weakening and that rains are likely to ease.
An average of 20 typhoons and storms hit the Philippines every year."
Now,ondoy is out of the Philippines, but the agony does not over yet, here comes another Typhoon named Pepeng, storm signal are raise now by PAG-ASA, it is now under the Philippines responsibility, let's pray that no one will get hurt in this another massive typhoon!
Note: This is not a spam or taking advantage of the incident, I am just a concern citizen helping the victims of ondoy.
Here are some photos of what the typhoon:
Well, Hi,I am a graduating Information Technology student. My problem now is this! Thesis or let say research paper with technical output. That's what keeping me busy all this months, my groupmates make our research paper in our apartment, they sleep their even eat, just to complete our project. Making project together with you groupmates is fun, foods and even more foods, that's what I like in making project, sleepless night and absence in other classes and worst is sleeping during classes. I have many experiences in making project like these just like our project during last semester, but now its different, more pressure and difficulty.
We had our defense last week, Guess what! we failed! hahahaha.. the decisions of the panels where mutual, RE-DEFENSE! Well, thats student life, you need to undergo this kind of situation even if hurts to your heart. They given us another two weeks to deal this project or else failed and re-enrolled next semester!
5 days from now is our re-defense schedule, our project in just about 30% working, I hope a miracle happen to us so that we can finish this project a pass. Or else, next semester is another agony..huhuhu..I know our Lord will guide us and ME not to be lazy ang work hard!
Hi, after almost a year of resting in blogging, I decided to come back, I am bored..hehehe..but also I need money..hahaha..hopefully I can get money again by blogging, I have a goal again..so for you all other bloggers, I want to exchange links to you! add me up! photojaye.blogspot.com Thank you..
Friday, October 2, 2009
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