Romantic But Not Romantic!

Check out these quotes with the most romantic firstline but least romantic second line.

Hope u enjoy :-)

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyesDamn,

I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the

sugar bowl's empty andso is your head

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.***

And Last,.....
All the above 2nd phrases are true...
don't be shy to say no!!!!